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Holiday Rivalry

Christmas lights aren’t the only things getting turned on this year!



Isn’t it a little late for a holiday story? Meh. Anytime’s a good time for snarking on cheesy Christmas movies, right? And this one was available before Thanksgiving! If you knew the magic handshake…

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The Right Kind of Guy
Meanwhile, still available at a retailer near you…


The Right Kind of Guy

An unromantic romance author must reevaluate everything she thinks she knows about love when a fan’s sexy brother enlists her help to save his sister from making a terrible mistake.

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